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http://www.korea-dpr.com/Raise_your_weapons.mp3

Shut Up!

Yea, dumbass. I'm so tired with so much stupidity on the internet that I already have to abandon my plans of ignoring this site. Any good socialist will wonder how these people could be born in the first place...

So what make me so pissed off? I've always tried to ignore the stupid blogs and forum replies made my immature 14 year olds. But the recent youtube comments take the cake.

For example: 

Someone commented as such, 'Free Tibet, help the persecuted Christians in China!'. After two comments showing that his comments are inherently stupid, he returns with 'I am all for peace.

That is why I travel around the world Like Central Australia, China, and other asian countries educating the poor and feeding them. I make that statement from what i have seen in China.
Yes i love the Olympics, It was in my country Australia in 2000. I watched the Beijing olympics Everyday for the entirety of it this year. I just don't see how for 16 days or however long it is we can be unified than after that go back to abusing human rights? kkthanks.' 

Thats right faggot, fight with more bullshit that is unrelated to what you comment before. What does 'for peace, travel around Australia and Asia, i love Olympics' have to do with you're initial comment dipshit? Are you alluding that, by saying outragious comments about "free Tibet' and 'help [sic] persecuted Christians' and then saying 'I am for peace', that such actions are inherently non-peaceful? Like that time where Tibetians actually rebelled, having horsemen and rioters wreck the Tibet Autonomous Region, but in the end ran like cowards when the police arrive?

Which brings me to my next point, fuck you all Tibetians who are involved. You certainly planned all this beforehand, and when you are forced to a fair fight you all run like pussies and start to bitch in the world media about getting ass kicked by you're de facto government. Long story short, you acted like feminist. You shamed China and her people, and that includes you too Tibetians.

So, some more stupid comments:

'China will recession!'

Why isn't Tibet allowed to practice their traditions?

I really wish I was making this stuff up...

F.A.Q.

Why the hell did we have a new site?

Good question. Well the porlitubo feel that our movement has proceed on very nicely. It did not make sense that we are the so called "last communist bastion". We have moved on, conquered new ground. The battle is no longer in the forts, but on the frontline, soldier.

Woah, thats a far jump, are you sure you're Marshall MABR?

Of course.

Marshall MABR, who is always right about everything?

Yea, I rule.

So how could you be wrong about naming the old site, would that make you...

Hold it. I am right about everything, do you remember that? (People whom say otherwise are sent to gulags) The idea to change sites was created in the 12th Porlitubo Congress, when an unexpected guess arrived.

Transcrip available below, but you are smart enough to know it, right?

Comrade Tan: So, with the new congress assembled, may us now begin sche... plan on how to acheive err... a better... future for our motherland.

Various Comrades: Hail! Hail!

Che Jr.: Wait wait... we can't do this on an empty stomach *passes Marshmallow Blast around*

ComradeTan: Oh boy, we had to vote you in, do we?

Chairman Selverajan: Comrade Tan, Che has a point you know.

Marshall MABR: Comrades...

Comrade Tan: Well look at you, Marx says man has to be his own master... *pops Marshmallow Blast into mouth* This is really good! Is there any more...

Marshall MABR: *yell* COMRADES! */yell* Let us now pretend to be concerned on world issues!

Everyone Else: *claps*

Marshall MABR: ...and renew our empty and hypocritical cries for the downfall of imperialism!

Everyone Else: *more claps*

Marshall MABR: And...

*Blam! Door smashes open*

Father of Singapore: AHA! We know Dr Chee is here... and... *looks around* where is Dr Chee?

Che Jr: *ahem*... if you would ask politely

Father: *loud yell* WHERE IS DOCTOR CHEE!!!!1!!!11!!!!ONEONE!ONE1! *turns to the swarm of bodyguards behind him* AND WHO SAY HE IS HERE AH!?!!

*guards run off*

Father: OH I AM FUMING MAD! LOOK AT THE SMOKE COMING OUT OF MY EARS! AND MY HEAVILY FURRIED EYEBROWS! MY HAIR IS ALL DROPPING! BAH! GAH! GWAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Chairman Selverajan: Err sir, you may not want to talk in caps all the times sir. It makes you look like those foreign labourers...

Father: WHAT!  AND YOU ARE... *looks at the table* ...are those  Marshmallow Blast?

Che Jr.: Sure...

Father: *sits down* To tell you the truth, I have been spying at you're site as well.

Marshall MABR: Really...

Father: Not me actually, I ordered my subordinates to read you're side for policy options...

Comrade Tan: o.0

Father: But the weirdest thing though, we tried to hack you're system, but we find it overloaded with google searches...

Father: *takes long pause* ...for hot asian teens.

*everybody looks at Chairman Selverajan*

Chairman Selverajan: Fuck you. *to everyone*

Father: Then again, when are you going to update?

Marshall MABR: Well for starters, we feel updates should not be rushed. We want to ensure quality...

Father: Bullshit! No one does quality work anymore... Did you even read the newspaper articles? The questions asked in parlimant?

Marshall MABR: Erm, thats not sufficient, we still...

Father: The gaming industry? With shitty Starcraft and RA3? Blizzard and EA taking a dump...

Comrade Tan: Ah, we see you're point...

Father: Thats why ad homidiem attacks aren't for nothing...

Marshall MABR: But sir, thats not...

Father: ... stare... at... my... bald... and shiny...

Everyone Else: *vomit and try to gorge eye out* ...bald ...shiny

Father: ... ad... homidiem... attacks... attent to political pornography... relate to the reader's base instinct...*takes bag of Marshmallow Blast and leaves*

Marshall MABR: *snaps out of hypnotisation* ...boys. We have work to do.

So thats it? Bald... and shiny?

Yup bald and shiny.

So how bald and...

Please dont ask, we poured enough thinner after that...

So this change is all for...

*presses button that sends questioner to fiery depths of doom*

*silence*...

So any more questions?

Will we defeat world capitalism and unite the world with a proletriat government?

You bet!